HIM on sale!

Him: If someone was to put me up for sale how much would you bid for me?

Her: Don’t like the idea of you being up for sale…somebody quoting a price for you? Na…I would just come by and steal you from the display…do I need to bid to claim you as mine?

Him: Keep saying stuff like that and I’ll come to you for free

ps: any bother bidders try next time!